I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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