You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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