My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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