We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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