This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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