Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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