i permit you to call me
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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