Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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