Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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