She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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