Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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