So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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