How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
