Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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