why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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