puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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