You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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