Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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