My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Randomize
