I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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