A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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