Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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I lost the right to judge tonight
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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