I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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