dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm way too hungover for life right now
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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