We're facebook friends in real life
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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