god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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