Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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