would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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