Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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