Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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