there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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