there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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