I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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