he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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