booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My dick has a subreddit
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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