Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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