I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I think people are normalizing furries
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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