Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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