Plan B is the new Plan A
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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