I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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