do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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