Grow some girl-balls and come out already
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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