this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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