btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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