Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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