Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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