oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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