We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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