i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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