Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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