There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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