grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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