I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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