we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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