don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just high enough for therapy.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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