sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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