I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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